ejakeldoor:

High school reunion tomorrow. Going to be weird seeing everyone after years. Wow. Some are married. Some got into a rush and now have two kids. And me?

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thisismyprivatespacegoaway:

My mom just exclaimed “booba!” to my sister because she was correct.

booba

So I was driving back home from my friends house and wne I was driving, I saw some branch looking thing on the road. But when I got closer, I noticed that the branch was walking across the street. Then I realized it wasn’t a branch crossing the road. It was a fucking alligator crossing the road.

Leonardo DiCaprio better win a fucking Oscar for next year because he was brilliant in the Great Gatsby