ejakeldoor: High school reunion tomorrow. Going to be weird seeing everyone after years. Wow. Some are married. Some got into a rush and now have two kids. And me?
Reblog if you're ugly.
thisismyprivatespacegoaway asked: Bitch is your name madison
thisismyprivatespacegoaway: My mom just exclaimed “booba!” to my sister because she was correct. booba
So I was driving back home from my friends house and wne I was driving, I saw some branch looking thing on the road. But when I got closer, I noticed that the branch was walking across the street. Then I realized it wasn’t a branch crossing the road. It was a fucking alligator crossing the road.
Leonardo DiCaprio better win a fucking Oscar for next year because he was brilliant in the Great Gatsby
Ugh I fucking hate my laptop not working. Now I need to wait 7days for it to be fixed
today is moving day. back to Tallahassee
EXPLAIN YOUR WHOLE TUMBLR IN ONE GIF.
metadreaming: probingtable: hackett-out: the-reapers: deceivingxlooks: new-ginger-waiting: nonamenotheralias: darkenedanimal: thesoundofbeingtorn:
Dear every manufacturer of women's clothing, ever:
my-girl-binx: bythehammerofthor94: deadjohn: bassoonerthebetter: lord-kitschener: gothiccharmschool: Faux pockets are an abomination. If you’re going to bother putting pocket flaps on something, add the G-d damn pockets. No love, Jilli And make the pockets deeper, you soulless bastards. You know what’s attractive? Not this: EVERYONE REBLOG THIS On average, men’s pants...
OKAY EVERYBODY. We're making a census for DBZ fans...
I’m a little late for this but whatever
When I accidentally come across a porn blog on...
breakavector: ADHD meds rock for studying. DO NOT USE IN CONJUNCTION WITH TUMBLR too late
Two things in this world that I will never understand in my life: 1: Bronies 2: Furries
ugh I have to watch mission impossible 2 today for my music experience film class, Id rather watch dogs pooping than this
So this blog started following me today
fuckmelikeits1850xoxoxohailsatan: my roommate just butchered the word ‘bukkake’ and made it sound like a cake you might have at a wedding I want some of that Delicious Bukkake cake it sounds good
e420gamma: fly me to the moon and let me play among the staaasrrrss Let me see what spring is like on Jupiter, and Mars
white girls driving
fuckmelikeits1850xoxoxohailsatan: If you rt memes onto my dashboard i will smother you with Clorox Disinfecting Wipes©.
Okay so I hate how the news stations are already bringing up that Alqueda could have done the bombing at the Boston marathon. first off, terrorism can come from anyone so don’t make the most oblivious hasty generalization that Alqueda did this. But I am not defending alqueda, I’m just saying that you should look at ALL of the other options of who could have done this and not blame the...
ABOUT THE MARATHON BOMB
screwedtimelord: theglassisfullyempty: GUYS THE JFK LIBRARY IS ALSO ON FIRE AND A INCENDIARY DEVICE HAS BEEN FOUND AT THE UMASS LIBRARY (X) SPREAD THE WORD, THIS IS A PLANNED ATTACK. EVERYONE PLEASE SPREAD THIS AROUND PLEASE
Its great to know that my friends love to leave me out of the things that they do because thats a Great friend, RIGHT!?!?!?!
Why do my friends hate me?
Its great to know how my great friends don’t tell me shit of how there’s a birthday party that I didn’t even know about. I love that feeling when nobody tells me anything (especially MY GREAT FUCKING FRIENDS) because it happens to me all of the fucking time.